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Wayne Campbell: I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out I was just really bored.

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^ see that?
That is a concentrated ball of rage.

So my parents finally decided to see my new apartment. This is my first place after college, so understandably it’s a bit rough around the edges. Cardboard boxes are currently serving as a coffee table and an end table, most of my stuff is on the floor still. Right now my bed is an old futon mattress on the floor. Not exactly classy and not terrible comfy. So when my parents came here to visit I heard what I believe to be number 7 on the top 10 things I’d never here my mother say:

“There’s no way you can bring a girl home past those cardboard boxes and ask her to shag on the futon matress on the floor … unless you get her really drunk.”

Yeah, so my folks and I went out and bought a bed today. They got it for me as a belated birthday and graduation gift. So apparently my mom wants me to get some…